Have you ever heard a kid's name a thought "what were their parents thinking?"
I read an article on Foxnews.com and thought that exact thing - but I can guess what they were thinking.
If you want to really scar a kid, give him a terrible name. Johnny Cash's "A Boy Named Sue" comes to mind.
But there's one little boy out there who will some day wish his parents had been kind enough to name him Sue. Adolph Hitler Campbell. Are you freaking kidding me? They made news because a New Jersey bakery refused to put the kid's whole name on a cake that they ordered (surprise, surprise).
AP photo taken from FoxNews.com
The parents said that they chose the name because they liked the name and "no one else in the world would have that name." Ya think?
So maybe you could say they might have just made a misstep in trying to choose an original name, but then I read their other children's names: JoyceLynn Aryan Nation and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie.
If you want an original name, you could name your kid Styracasaurus Boogerlips. But no, Mr. Campbell chose to name his kid after a genocidal dictator. The choice of the name is obviously not because they wanted something original, especially when their other children have names related to the white supramacist movement.
I ask again: Are you freaking kidding me?
The good news is that maybe now that this family has come to light, child protective services might be making a visit and FBI surveillance will begin.
See more on this strange family here.
You can also google any of the children's names and get plenty of other juicy blog posts out there.